that's an acceptable place to lick
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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