So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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