I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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