Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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