If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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