yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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