Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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