Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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