if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she looked like the before picture.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
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