guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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