i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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