I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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