A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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