The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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