hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Randomize
