After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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