So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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