haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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