Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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