I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
you never un-have a 4some
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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