he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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