A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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