why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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