I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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