I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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