i would punch a child for taco bell
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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