the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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