i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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