i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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