Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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