He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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