we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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