You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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