If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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