Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
