Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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