how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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