i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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