apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
True college students do jello shots in the library
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