You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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