everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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