Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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