Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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