Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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