Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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