I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm like, not good at living.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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