problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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