I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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