Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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