O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
