found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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