Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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