I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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