I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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